you kept wiggling your finger at everybody at the party telling us this is how he fingered me. you seemed pretty upset about it.
Passed out on a playground for a while before trying to break into the elementary school. Erica thought her captain tasted like cat food, so she poured her bottle into her cat's dish and proceeded to eat it like cereal.
You win. Erica always eats cat food.
i regret nothing . he quoted dr. suess . he deserved that bj .
Uh, also, Rob told me he felt bad for choking you.
He picked me up from the airport wearing nothing but a trench coat and a bow on his dick
asked the cab driver where he learned Swahili last night.
Gotcha. Well, I'm puking and trying to keep down water from a mug that says "love the moment" around the rim. Not loving this particular moment.
Kinda sad when you get home on a Sunday morning and the paper guy HAND DELIVERS the newspaper to you...,
Nm. Exausted and my teeth just fell out again
Like wrapping my dick in silk, wrapping that in velvet, and putting it in a cloud. A warm, tight, wet cloud.
WHAT IS PROPER BONG ETIQUETTE FOR WHEN YOU'RE ALONE IN YOUR BATHTUB AND CRYING?
When he's drowning in your chest and he muffles out the words 'I just want to live here' that's a compliment right?
He literally just made me hold his dick while he peed cause he wanted to know if I could aim as good as him
He broke his arm in a fistfight with the bouncer. it was neat.
The good thing about country bars is that the men generally look like men. The bad thing is the country music.
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