so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
So I accidentally txted this girl with the same name as the one im seeing, as it turns out shes still dtf
Being college poor has reached a new low. I am giving up on masturbating so i can save money on toilet paper
drinking out of a sandbucket again
as he left, i held up my fist and said "pound it out" and he was like "are you serious, we just had sex..."
Just had a tv talk show interview in my mirror. Got into to some pretty heavy shit man, would have made good viewing.
I take it that, because we are not guzzling a box of franzia, everything went alright?
It's like a harem of immaturity and bad ideas...and that's coming from me
One public bathroom does not equal a wedding vow
Dude i'm still drunk and i'm feeding a raccoon cereal from my bedroom window
Is that your mom climbing in your window dude
COME AND FUCKING GET ME I AM IN SOME SORT OF JUNKYARD!!!
Please tell me im imagining that i claimed that i was king of the ducks.
I haven’t taken my socks off in over 36 hours. I should add that to my bumble profile.
QUICK FAX ME THE BALL
Not how faxing works at all btw
Randomize