summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
The world needs more lipstick lesbians, if anything.
my roommate's gf just broke up with him and hes in his room crying and listening to coldplay while beating off to pictures of her...
he was so high that he wouldn't speak to anybody for like 30 minutes, he'd only gobble, like a turkey.
Okay well someone asked "IS HE HOMELESS?" about me so I need to try and find somebody.
Please tell me I did not ask the bartender how big his dick was.
if you are still a virgin by winter break we are throwing an aztec themed sacrifice the virgin party
at what point last night did i decided to have a photo shoot with your camel toe
And if I hated you I'd probably say things like, "I never want to speak to you again," or, "Eat a bag of dicks." That's how you'd know.
I flashed some kids doing a church car wash. I feel like I really improved the quality of their lives.
I guess your brother-in-law will have his day in the sun tonight after you leave. By that, I of course, mean he's gonna suck liquor milk out your sister's tits.
Your father is wrapped in a table cloth singing, "America Fuck Yeah!" You are missing the time of your life.
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
Fuck you. You were a total asshole last night.
We will get to that, but can anybody tell me whose fucking socks I am wearing?!
At one point did I say I have a doctorate in fuck u?
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