If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
Oh and then this old man who saw it happen goes "don't do that"
Hahaha what a helpful old man. Like you thought it was normal to be spilling gas everywhere.
now I regret adding my aunt on facebook. she remnded me today on my wall about the importance of checking my stools for blood since I have diaherria.
We thought we had lost her until we found her in the bushes a block away singing "Jingle Bells".
just had a memory of me telling homeless mark that it was the year of the bunny and he said "you da bunny, girl"
A baby just go on our party bus. What. The. Fuck.
I have to overdose on valtrex I had a rough weekend.
Note to self: semen does not count as food to take medicine with
Once you've seen a girl stick a snake in her snatch normal stuff seems like Barney and friends
Logically he should not be walking around...after that fall he should be in a hospital in a medically induced coma
Decided in my tanked state last night purchase 2 weeks worth of xanax, so I can guess my way thru this week and finals. Soberly, I decided it would be a great way to test my knowledge of finance.
Scary truckers and hobos. These are the men I attract
I was behind him snuggling, I told him I was the big spoon and he told me I was too little it was more like he was wearing a backpack.
And I was like "take off the damn flower crown, we're about to have sex not post an indie picture on tumblr"
why not an indie porn pic then
You can't honestly expect me to maintain an erection when you have the Glen Beck show on
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