"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
I got to work, greeted my staff, then went into the bathroom to throw up. Who hired me to run a business???
if i were reduced to my simplest elements, i would be jizz and glitter.
she was using bread to soak up the vodka off the floor then proceeded to eat it.
Fuck it dude, we gotta bounce before she starts talking about her steve irwin conspiracy
The magic cards should have been the first clue. The comments that I have "amazing birthing hips" and that I'm "beautiful in a child bearing sort of way just sealed his fate.
Guess whose mug shot is NOT on the Internet anymore?!?!
You're just mad that I don't wanna have dugout sex with you
I NEVER left your party last night of anyone asks.
Yeah, I didn't wake up handcuffed to my bed either.
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
Getting drunk and falling down, isnt the best way to describe your hobbies, to your new co-workers.
See! Theres potential!
Oh yeah. All good relationships start with a threesome.
I don't know. Seeing the vagina stretched out beyond normal proportions is like watching your favorite superhero die.
I just found a ladybug shell in my underwear. What was I doing last night?
they were drunk. and loud. and now they're drunk and quiet. or dead, you never know.
Randomize
