The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
I reached in my backpack to pull out my laptop. I found my bottle of Jack and 2 bottles of Coke. It's going to be a good class.
I wish I could tell you that the worst thing that happened last night was how he got thrown out of a stripclub for vomitting on the girl giving him a private lapdance. I wish I could tell you that and not be lying.
After Thursday my breakup "don't screw anybody out of respect" month will be over and I will be set loose. My pussy is purring with anticipation.
Just did it in a room with glowing stars to Peter Gabriel's down to earth on shrooms. This is like god
Stripper just cleaned my glasses with her nipple...
High-fiving last weekend's hook up in passing on the way to class has given me quite the lady boner.
she started chasing me through the forest like a horny serial killer
Looks like I accidentally stole two of your beers and left my pants at your place.
How did you leave without pants?
Quote of the night award goes to my father "I like wearing my swim trunks around the house because they are cooler and more blousy for my balls". Yay dad
Questions: How did Rachel get home? Why did I find both her ID's in my shoes? And does anyone know if she's alive?
Ahhh the shame of taking out my recycling
Remember that one time you told the bartender he was fuckable? Well, he's here.
all I remember is them saying he had a big dick and the next thing I know I’m leaving with him
we went outside for a smoke and when we came back in you were ptfo on the floor holding the phone to your ear. Pizza pizza was on the line.
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