I think she heard me call her a fat skank. But she was to be fair.
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
I introduced him to the male G-Spot. Don't ever tell me I'm not experienced.
you just kept bragging about how there was a "pretty large" chance that you had pooped on the same toilet as George Clooney
It got a little outta hand when you wanted to do body shots on the table.. at Dennys.. at 4 AM.. with lemonade
I can't be held responsible for my own vagina. Let's just be honest here.
he's wearing our apron and eating a pb and oreo sandwich. and calling the oreos "topless" since he took their tops off...
Living room yoga. I'm too hungover to deal with anyone else's chi today.
I think I found out what we're going be for Halloween....Alcohol poisoning victims.
I can't answer my phone I'm at work
I slept with a male stripper last night. Priorities
No. If I hated you would get none. Then I would eat them all in front of you and laugh at your tears. Although that hasn't been ruled out for entertainment purposes. Nothing purposeful.
I took a yellow and pink pill, all of a sudden my sex drive is back, and for some reason all I wanna do is fuck Amish dudes
Good God, I miss doing unknown drugs with you.
I'm more of a "get high and take a bath" kinda guy.
Was it you I was with where I saw a guy open a beer with his butt?
I remember the Prince Albert and the three penises in the threesome. But the rest no.
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