I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
I wish we had a justin bieber to wanna fuck when we were younger... But noooo we just had hanson
just learned how to wash a penis. thank you nursing school for getting me the most action i've had in months.
Well he asked to have a sober hang out so i guess that constitutes as a date in college
How dare you send me a picture after midnight that isn't porn. You know the rules.
he described going down on me as being like 'entering a jungle of deliciousness and fur
The great thing about skinny blondes is that they're all interchangeable.
It's a good cause. For your vagina.
I'm imagining a seal in an ugly shirt hahahahaha Percocet
Well I think won that argument, as the cops were leaving, they offered me a ride to the airport
I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
There. Isnt. A. Single. Person. Who. Is. Not. High. At. Church.
She's just a lonely cunt and i hope she stays that way for the rest of her fucking life.
This seems like an over reaction to someone eating your fries.
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
Im getting out of handcuffs then i'll give you a call
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