yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
you should buy a sheep. A) you get an awesome pet. B) free coat
and yes, the jail cell in Citi Field does have a big Mets symbol in it
He likes Jesus. Game over.
Oooh wait, he just told me he was high.
I'm writing my will in case I die this week, it'll be saved on my computer under: little 500 death scenario
This girl did not understand, once police sirens go on, road-head needs to STOP
This is the first time I have ever hoped it's poison ivy on my cock
He told me he was in a Proactive commercial. It didn't seem to work for him but he was buying me shots so I slept with him anyways.
Its like "fucckkkkk yooouuuuuu" is echoing up my esophagus
tequila?
yep
You should have hard cock pics on hand to send in the situation that you can't stop driving, pull out your cock, browse the countless pics I've sent you of my tits, get him hard and text a pic through. I mean, it's simple sexting ettiquette.
He tried to convince me that it wasn't really that small and all he had to do was pull back the groin fat. It was still small.
It took 6 cruisers to bust the party last night. Cop asked if the theme was a beach party. I said I would fucking hope so with 8 tons of sand in the garage
Can you tell me why Star Wars Burlesque is pulled up on my phone from last night?
I ripped my favorite bra in half last night while I was undressing in a drunken rage.
What was the rage all about?
He wouldn't stop to let me get McDonald's french fries.
there are LEGIT cum stains on my ceilling. ON THE CEILLING!! you tell me how the relationship was.
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