i'm gonna be such a cougar when i'm older...i just facebook stalked my little sister's 13 yr old boyfriend while drinking a bottle of wine....
Yeah. We was talkin. Its ok. My bed is too filled with pam for sex. Its like a slip and slide of butter product.
its totally unfair that im just as ill-prepared as a 16 year old but there's no tv show for 25 and pregnant.
No no no. When you take one for the team, there are no stipulations or conditions
At some point we were all eating banana flavored rolling papers.
nothing says roomie bonding better than a sunday shroom trip.
im sure shes a lovely person but i cant be friends with someone that doesnt drink. its just not right.
I sent him pictures of just me in my thong and he replied "you're so sweet, you make me feel special <3".... Oh.
It's not an office Christmas party until your boss confesses his undying love for your boyfriend...
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
Just saw a government minister puke and rally.
I see your boobs were ready to greet the new year.
I mean I'd assume the strange looks are on account of the fact that I'd imagine people normally don't stink of booze on an 8:14am flight.
I'm eating chicken wings naked and hungover at 10am... Happy bday to me
we've dated a week and made out twice. he is taking it slow. but his body is stupid sexy. just want him to stop respecting me and fuck me like a gutter slut. respect me later im not getting younger.
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