Sarah, plain, and tall I adore you
you are the sluttiest virgin ive ever met
thanks it was an honor just to be nominated
I am a terrible person. This is almost as bad as when I was going to see my ex while my boyfriend was at that funeral.
I am soup sandwich. I have been at dAnce party
No, I know her type. Tall, lanky, uses teeth when giving head, and runs like a giraffe. Don't do it man..
it's like if youve been living with the grinch for 15 yrs and then santa shows up with a big gift begging to fuck the christmas spirit back into you. no one can say no to santa.
She crossed her eyes and threw up into a glass while sitting at the bar. It was fifty shades of sketchy dude.
he puked in the sink and didnt turn off the water before he passed out on the bathroom floor. its been 2 hrs and we finally noticed that the whole fucking house is flooded. to hell with this birthday party
He legit watched "Cops" the entire time he was fingering me.
You gave me the best orgasm of my life. I'm buying you a house
Hey can you send me a pic of your breast with a peace sign in the photo? I'm trying to win a scavenger hunt contest. Thanks so much
How proud should I be that I googled "dildo with wheels" and actually got the result I wanted?
I literally heard an 'oh my god' when the shirtless Tongan appeared.
i mean ive seen your left buttcheek how much more bro can this get
She was sitting on the couch in his tux jacket...no pants, eating cold vegetable lasagna. Yet I'm the weirdo?
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