At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
I am so horny I keep driving over the rumble strips... best half hour ever.
So let me get this straight. You would sleep with an uncircumcised guy whose name you didn't know, but you won't try the new shrimp taco from taco bell?
After I threw him out he walked down the street peeing in stride. I almost wanted to let him back in.
Hes the only one i know who can talk to a girl for an entire hour abuot the science in starwars and still get laid.
I asked him if his doormat had a name, then proceeded to sit on it for the next 30 minutes while signing that magic carpet ride song from aladdin.
I broke down outside of an all boys correctional facility
well if that's not a gay porn waiting to happen, i dont know what is...
I just bought us acid. I'm like the drug tooth fairy. Get ready to wake up with a sweattart of acid under your pillow.
I just asked my mom if I could be the drunk realitive at the reunion. She said as long as I'm not obvious.
A young (I'm going to guess late middle school age) kid shouted at me from the crosswalk GAS PUMP OF SHAME! I have peaked in life.
What does it mean when the government shuts down and your boyfriends wife wants a divorce ON YOUR BIRTHDAY?
I can't decide if I miss drinking or you, they are so closely connected.
YOU WAXED MY CAT YOU SICK FUCK
The cat hopped on my bed and watched me masturbate naked with a vibrator. I've never felt more sorry in my entire life
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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