Are we in a gay sports bar?
i just had sex. the condom broke. we're sleeping in to separate beds. And im in albany
It's pretty bad when the convenient store clerk can tell you that you're earlier than usual for visiting the store.
Turns out, Windex will cut right through semen stains on a computer case.
My vagina is scared and excited at the same time. It might not be able to sleep tonight.
Just woke up next to our cab driver from last night. Please tell me this isn't happening.
Then he showed me his sketchbook. Every drawing was a hand in different 'fingering positions'. Dear JESUS.
Attn: you have now used your free, one time admission to pleasure town. Thank you for visiting I hope you enjoyed your trip. All future trips to P.T. Will cost you full admission price. We have different pricing plans to accommodate different situations, and remember it is more of a bartering system than a set price. Your patronage is always welcomed and once again thank you for visiting and have a fantastic evening.
Please just fuck her. She's new to LA and doesn't know anyone nice.
I don't believe in coincidence. I believe in the stars aligning perfectly to sodomise me in public. Who ever said I was cynical?
When we got home I apparently addressed everyone as 'peasant' since it was my birthday, this followed by me demanding for my "peasants to wash me".
Dude, you kicked in the door to get to a six-person orgy while yelling "I JUST WANT TO LEARN!!"
We were in a bathroom while 4 dudes compared dick piercings.
Buffalowww
just had an allergic reaction to my dildo. My life is ruined.
I know it sounds cheesy, but i think both me and her mum know they are "thanks for being so cool about finding nudes of your daughter on the camera" flowers
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