Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
this is something i pride myself on being below average for
After having to meet his mom half naked, running into the tree in front of her didn't seem so bad.
I heard porn and smelled bacon cooking. I knew you had to be home.
I just had sex on a bear rug. My life is complete.
Oh you know, watching its always sunny and petting his cat and NOT fucking. I'm starting my whorefree 2012 resolution early.
happy find a boyfriend by next Valentines Day. Its like a new years resolution but depressing
I want a calm night. Not one where I wake up to you topless and bloody.
First time at a gay bar. I found a surrogate AND sperm donor! The surrogate is straight, so it evens out.
I woke up sandwiched between them, all of us naked, and they were just sharing a cigarette, a donut, and the paper like it was just some normal post-threesome Sunday brunch.
The dicks good but it's not two trains and a bus good.
Like I blink, and he's face first in my vagina.
I slept like a rock because of your dick. I'll thank him personally later.
To be honest, the last time I saw him he had a jesus costume on telling people to pray to his bible.
So he's at the chuch?
No, hooters.
I am far too sober to understand you right now. sorry.
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