She is in my trunk
Just puked in a mcdonalds cup while driving. Didn't even swerve.
he asked me if i "normally slept like that" because i was curled up in a ball facing the wall. then he told me that i woke up in the middle of the night and said "oh my god. i forgot you were here." how did he not understand that i didn't want him in my bed.
I was just walking down the hall and passed a very pregnant girl wearing a shirt that said "blame it on the aaaaaa-alcohol." I can't decide if she's brilliantly witty or just pointing fingers.
There's going to be a pool, lightsabers and alcohol. What could go wrong?!
I am as serious as getting herpes in Mexico...
What do herpes have to do with anything?
I remember just enough about last night to wish I didn't remember anything.
I'm going to empty my bank account and roll around in the cash. Want to join?
We all just did coke and we're coloring so if you're sober its pointless for you to come over here
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
He sends me pictures of his dogs and I send him my tits, it's a win win situation
Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
It all started with a game of naked twister.
spent the night holding naked strippers up for keg stands and doing endless amounts of body shots. good game 8am final exam.
whats an extra semester when you've already been in college for 6 years?
Randomize
