I watched the entire movie Forgetting Sarah Marshall before I realized it was in Spanish.
I am totally the chick from Intervention who barfs up wine and then re-eats it.
she was seriously choking and the whole time all he kept saying was "that's what she said"
He passed out mid-signature
you were crying while pretty ricky was playing, what did you want me to do
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
You tried feeding my python vodka through a funnel. Fuck off.
What was the name of the cook I had sex with at Famous Dave's?
apparently dick flashing is a frowned upon sport here..... sorry girlfriends mom
this is terrible I feel like i'm trapped in a cage with a wild republican
I need ecstasy. And, before you ask, the answer is yes right now
I'm fucking sick of guys. I think I'm going to date myself. No drama. And I know I'll always put out.
The day I let him eat me out will be the day that Donald trump is an honest, kind, non-bigoted member of society
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
Mike's letting gay guys do body shots off him again.
My boyfriend, ladies and gentlemen.
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