We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
I'm too stoned for this. I'm Canadian.
So drunk i had to piss sitting down...
I can't remember if we talked about feelings. Fuck you Miller High Life.
I considered driving home in his mom's bathrobe until i realized i'd have to stop to buy cigarettes
at this rate if someone im actually interested in likes me back im going to die of surprise before i even get to make out with them
Did you dl zombie porn on my computer?
One thing i hate about playoff baseball: George Lopez
I was giving him a handjob and he commented that he loved my nailpolish....I'm destined to die a fag hag
I didn't know your ex looked like a male Khloe Kardashian?
the only thing she has in her apt so far is toilet paper and shot glasses. you can see where the priorities lie.
there is a smiley face on my leg painted in blood
I'm pretty sure that's yours.
Sex in a tree, bucket list CHECK!
My purse is full of condoms and money.
I like where this is going...
Omg I just smoked and it was the end so I basically got resin and death, my throat feels like the twilight vampire description of their thirst for blood
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