I have a feeling we are going to become cougars together.
So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
it really sends the message that i like to impregnate mortal women and have them birth fantastic half man-half god infants.
Does my status still say I suck cocks? I don't know how to change it
It's cheaper then a lap dance and you get your hair cut.
I think shooting the BMW with the bow and arrow is when our group became the evening's antagonist
I'd say you were a shitshow. Playing floating beer pong in the pool you kept filling other people's cups with pool water and laughing to yourself.
I am stoned and listening to the Olympics music I downloaded on Saturday. Best 6 dollars I have ever spent.
You just kept yelling and saying, "IM NOT GOING TO STOP YELLING UNTIL YOU TAKE THAT SHOT"
Don't act like you're not jealous that I disappeared into the closet to blow my husband. Marriage = all the cock I want.
I think he just tried to put your boyfriend in a trashcan....
Someone put pennies in the toilet. This isn't a fucking wishing well
What'd I miss?
Erotic hypnosis and studded dog collars.
I was literally so lonely last night that I stopped watching a video on porn hub and just read the comments
Is it weird that I was turned on when he told me he had a vasectomy?
I knew you two would hit it off
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