what part of “beer fountain” do you not understand
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
We can't bring brittanys dog so we are getting high and getting in my bathtub I think it's pretty safe
He did plead exhaustion. And I made him push through it. I am like the motherfucking badass football coach of sex.
He calls it "his noble steed" and i plan to ride it.
I'm starting to second guess shaving my vagina over the kitchen sink. The lighting is so much better though.
you were stumbling down richmond carrying a girl in a nurse costume. its not even halloween dude
WTF YOU SHOULDNT BREAK A SWEAT TAKING A SHIT. MY BODY HATES ME.
What kind of gift says "I'm sorry you accidentally stuck your hands in my puke (even though you should know better by now)"?
The Easter dress struggle is real
Yep. Just had to pull mine off to puke.
Exactly man. Who needs doctors when you have vodka and hot knives.
Am I just high or is she having an auction for her vagina on Twitter
Thank you, BTW, for defiling my bed. Glad it was done well.
Threw up on break at work. That brings our collective tally to 9 times. We can never drink like that on a monday again
Drinks have officially taken priority over self-respect, and I'm not even all that torn up about it.
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