I hate you but I'm not in hate with you
If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
When do i get to see u next week?
When I teabag your entire family
just got drunk at a party with Christmas themed solo cups.. holidays are officially here.
this text is just filler to avoid a lull in the conversation
Woke up with pink eye in both my eyes. That's how the threesome went
it was like that last scene in "It's A Wonderful Life" but with alcohol
So his "youporn" cam totally caught me stealing quesadilla leftovers.
the lesbians just got naked and went into the ocean... this never happened when i was a camper.
Breakfast Clubbing as Juggalos. I can feel our IQs in freefall.
Relaxed was like phase 1 of this phase 7 high
Sorry that I got drunk and refused to let you buy me pizza. I'm a monster and I understand if you hate me forever
I’m doing some soul searching to figure out how much of a slut I’m going to be the rest of the summer.
Dude whoeverrs house this is has only creeam cheese and beer in the fridge. Thats my kinda diet
Bud light made chelada as a breakfast for those of us with class at 8 am
Randomize
