If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
It smelt so bad when i tried biting off her underwear that i didn't want to touch with my mouth
Do you want the good news or bad news first?
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The bad news is i thew up on your bed, the good news is i found out who ate your cheetos.
Your TV has the DVD menu for White Chicks permanently burned into the screen. I can't anymore. That's just a whole different level that I cannot comprehend.
It was unlikely that the relationship was going to end with anything other than antibiotics.
Miss Michigan hasn't even been Miss USA for 24hrs and already stripper pole pics are surfacing. Classy.
I am a terrible person. This is almost as bad as when I was going to see my ex while my boyfriend was at that funeral.
Idk if you remember me telling you about him, but I gave him a hj under the stars. Kind of added a little disney aspect to the whole experience.
She's doing hand stands on the train as I type. Idk if I'm impressed it embarrassed. Or turned on.
Sorry if this is weird, but please don't have sex in my truck. I get to be the first...
She was hiding under the bed to surprise me with sex. But when you took your hookup in my room to bang things out, she thought I was cheating on her. So explain it to her douche.
Do you know what the cost code is for strip clubs? I'm filling out my company expense report right now
Pulled a muscle in my back masturbating. But still listed as probable.
he was snoring so I have him a bj to wake him up and then told him he had to leave.
Liz Cheney wasn’t exactly on my list of women I expected to be saying “YAS QUEEN” for in 2021 but here we are
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