no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
I saved him in my fone as special pumba. he was just pumba but then he found me drugs
Theres a baby at this concert double fisting pacifiers. shes gunna do great in college.
he saw my boobs and came all over himself... there goes my whole night.
he walked down the highway for 3 miles at 4 am, and got me coffee on the way. i dont think a blow job would have been enough.
This is davidson friend mat i an drunk. Thank you for having a physical relationship. With David. I bet he gas a penis the size of an elephant tusk. You are a lucky lady.
Dude I reek of $2.50 pitchers, $1 off/pack marlboro cigs, and fear.
Fear?
FEAR.
Nobody has seen her in 3 days. Should we call the cops or hope this is just another drunk Carmen San Diego game she's playing?
just cuz theres a goalie doesnt mean i cant commandeer the goal and become a way better goalie
I would lick a homeless mans crack teeth for a cup of coffee right now.
It's really not cool dreaming about going into labor with your ex boyfriends love child as you're sleeping next to him.
Also I feel that I would be a hell of a sled dog operator.
We call her skankles because she's a skank and she has cankles, I thought that was obvious
I want a shirt that says, "I'm sorry for the things I said when it was Taco Tuesday"
I hope the lord has blessed you with many tampons, child.
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