I can't remember if we talked about feelings. Fuck you Miller High Life.
Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
you'd think he'd be slightly more humble with a penis that small
she must of just birthed a child cause her labia touched the floor
Yes, I am watching The Hills Have Thighs. And yes it is a porno remake of The Hills Have Eyes. And, again, yes, lesbian sex in the desert. Get the sand out.
Easy for you to say! His first impression of you isn't the drunk girl in a turtle costume who got hit by a car!
Coming out of the blackout mid beej was nice. Seeing her face was not.
If I die, I leave all my liquor in my apartment to you. Be a drunk bitch at my funeral. I wouldn't want it any other way.
I also like to call Halloween "Mystery Fuck Day"
Hyyypothetically, what would you do if you happened to see my boobs on the internet?
Between fucking and sleeping I woke up missing four out of five of the earrings I was wearing. It's like a star rating system. I had to give him props.
Well I'm sorry I assumed you were a human and that humans have the capability to forget sometimes.
got a free grilled cheese. Didn't even have to talk about Jesus
Your vagina is awesome, like it needs to teach a class for other vaginas
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
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