She started to tell me how she goes to a shrink, so I started thinking how to sneak out of her place, then she said part of it was for her sex addiction, long story short she's got her clit peirced n I just got laid
its barely noon and he already threw up and i have second degree burn
This is the first time I have ever hoped it's poison ivy on my cock
In a min. With a stripper at the hospital. Business. Not pleasure.
He was dressed as ron burgundy and his pickup line was "dont worry, i wont make you jump in a bear pit."
That sucks about the drama. But hey, it's always a good day when you see someone get tazed!
My pussy is making all kinds of justifications that my mind would have no patience for if it was still in charge
pain. pain everywhere. this is why throwing yourself at concrete is a bad idea.
Well she started to strip and when she slung her hair at me, she painted my face with sweat. A LOT OF SWEAT. It was a weird boner.
You were ¾ of the way through the first pitcher of margaritas then you turned to me and said "Wow I can barely taste the vodka!" And then…….
...Then...
Then I told you margaritas are made with tequila not vodka. You whipped the pitcher at the wall and ordered another one
We hooked up with 2 friends last night as always and she stole their fucking cocaine and I just had to drive to their house and make her give it back to him hahshshahahah only me
so I was eating out this girl who was wearing my pirate hat In an alley behind the bar last night and some girl walks up and takes a picture. apparently we had a crowd of about 10 and it turned her on so she just didn't tell me
So we decided we're going to stop having sex...except for tonight. And probably tomorrow.
can you take a pic of your glorious tits but not send it just yet? I need motivation to finish this bull shit presentation.
We're just starting to open presents and I already need a shot. This is gonna be a long Christmas day.
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