Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
I decided it would be a good time to smoke on one of my deliveries but then I got the munchies and ate a piece of the pizza I was freaking out so I told him it was our new pacman pizza
someone, somewhere in austin has to have a muppet
Just taught my suite how to queef. I feel like i'm back in 9th grade!
just got my tax refund and at bell. how do you say i want a grand worth of 5 layer burritos in spanish?
When you get home we need to compare our schedules and set up masturbation slots. I'm scares of you walking in on me. Again.
Mom said you looked used
I thought you were single?
I am. But thats cuz no one wants to marry shame and regret doused in tequila. But thanks for reminding me ya dick.
Well when you get back to your computer, there's a nice explanation of pansexuality on your Skype.
He managed to crash an entire train of shopping carts into a wall. I think he noticed my implants.
All I'm saying is that if you have time for a 20 min shower bj you have time for me
If there's one thing i learned from edward 40hands is that i couldnt handle life with bottles for hands
I need a fucking roommate.
You need a fucking babysitter.
Yeah, everything was going great until the mugging.
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