We just made mixed drinks in the bathroom of burger king. This is sad.
At dinner I grabbed his hand and he screamed "mom she just grabbed my penis" the proceeded to shove my hand down his pants! Hello Mr.Dick!
season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
omg theres cum all over the american flag and now its up in front of his house.
Two girls I have never met just thumb wrestled to decide who gets to make out with me.
I feel like tequila heightens the sense of my nipples.
I just feel like Im gonna be remembered as that one RA guy that used to sell weed
Just got a blowjob in her closet with two people sleeping outside in the room. I feel like the emperor of college.
I'm so high I would give anything in the world to be inside my lava lamp right now
For new year's, we should just keep our resolution simple and keep accomplishing burpees in heels.... while drunk.
Believe me honey Imma fuck the discount out of at least one plastic surgeon in my life
So I couldn't find Leif..... He fell asleep in our closet upstairs trying to get changed into warmer clothes
My Sexting was not on an AP level
Well, at least you look pretty when you're disgusted
suburban family judging/laughing at us after Jenna just pulled two flasks out of her boot on the subway
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