I don't know why girls would even talk to someone as drunk as I was.
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
the amount of times i have wished for a boxed wine emoticon is almost alarming. almosttt
Two dudes got up on top of the pianos and danced shirtless. They didnt even get kicked out. I love vegas
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
50 year old business women like dick too. Come on she said you looked like Ricky Martin.
I just threw up over a bridge. I didn't even know there was a bridge in this town. Vodka is like a transportation device.
Is it worth it to drive to a zoo with a high possibility of sex at said zoo?
in other news i'm homewrecking via instagram
Not only did my parents pick me up from his hotel room in the morning, but he also came outside and had a casual little chat with my dad through the driver's side windrow.
woke up to find i out made out with his roommate before hooking up with him. breakfast was awkward to say the least
You have better ratings than Crest. Only 4/5 dentists recommend it. You have 8/9 recommendation for your blowjob skills.
So I may have to sleep with a cougar to get a slightly used, yet free microwave. I'm going in
I think I just got buffalo sauce on my penis. Is that a turn on or off?
I'm trying to secure Christmas dick. Idgaf if he has strep or not.
Randomize
