Dating is not our generation's strong point. We're an era that's good at getting laid.
Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
Have you ever been so weak from sleep you couldn't push your poo out?
how did you get vomit on both your shoulders. I mean think about it.
He had the smallest penis i'd ever seen. I can see why he drinks his life away.
This adderall has me convinced I'm an Econ major.
Chinatown. Her fortune cookie said "accept the next proposition you receive." TELL ME NO NOW.
These shoes are like walking on sunshine and labias. So soft and squishy
If I interpreted our horoscopes correctly...you should be coming home with an 8 ball. Just saying.
You'd be surprised at the stuff my vagina tells my brain to say
Might I also add after my boss threw up in the garbage can and yelled puking rally, he dougied, then told me I wasn't about that life.
I guess I can give it a shot. I usually just get belligerently drunk and go where my penis and feet lead me. No fights or getting too lost, so they seem to be doing a good job
My butthole probably tastes like a Cinnabon right now
My phone has started autocorrecting "monogamy" to "monogamish"
I think my stomach is breaking up with me. It's giving me back everything I ever gave it.
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