Who knew there were guys that wanted to only stalk you instead of date you? Count on me to find them!
it was all good till he told me to dance slow and quiet
I just walked into his bathroom to see two poops floating... no toilet paper. WTF!?
im dirt poor will suck dick for halloween costume
There are babies in the room i shouldnt be high with babies in the room.
apparently he's bringing me two things i like. he said one was him and i'm assuming the other one is his penis
just saw someone in just a bathrobe not even tied shut run to the bathroom with a facefull of cum. Someone had a good night
I will kill you in such a brutal way if you ever de-pants me again on the dance floor it will make the stock market ticker
my last clear memory of the night was being offered a shot but having so much alcohol in my hands that someone literally had to pour it in my mouth for me. after that it pretty much skips to waking up face down and shirtless on my floor.
God fucking bless the man who invented the vibrator. Bless him and all his descendants. I think I saw the face of God tonight
Well I didn't know she was a dominatrix...so I kind of just went with it
I'm just blindly tossing my dick into whatever comes my way.
Is kiddo a correct name to call someone who you stuck your dick in?
Everything isn’t always sunshine & rainbows. Sometimes there’s tequila.
I wish he’d realize all I want is dick. He’s my boytoy. He’s a stunt cock. \n\nCome over, fuck me silly, eat some leftovers, fuck me again, then go back to the frat house
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