So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
I need Christmas break to be over. I'm tired of fucking my old High School girlfriends
dude,it's memorial day.not getting wasted=you're a terrorist
I'm not trying to go crazy tonight either. I just want to go out, have a few drinks, meet up with my ex-boyfriend and get fingered or something.
He's really hot. I think he's gonna be my reason to shave this winter.
Because it is about to snow, I sent him for Diet Coke and cigarettes. It's the gay version of milk and bread.
I'm tired of stuffing my fat into a slutty costume. Next year let's go as homeless girls. Cute ones. In leggings with camel toe.
Having a man strip on demand was an awesome way to start birthday. What more could a girl ask for? U the best!
Just text the random number in my iphone notes that was entered at 1am. Should be interesting.
I am an advanced cybernetic robot sent back in time to 2013 to fuck my wife senseless for hours on end. Have you seen this wife?
Eddy, if you don't want to roll play then say so. This is just obnoxious
Rule travel - in 2s or put an ankle monitor on me, and maybe a shock collar.
The fact that you walked around talking like Barbie and still got laid amazes me.
Sorry that I got drunk and refused to let you buy me pizza. I'm a monster and I understand if you hate me forever
Sundays were made for eating Ramen pantless in bed.
wow bdsm is so cute
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