i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
We just all danced like dinosaurs in the center of the dance floor.
Brought a cooler and a case to a parade. I'm getting dirty looks since it's 10:30. Telling people it's for the troops.
all a guy has to do is give me sprinkles and cookies and they can get me in bed
Woke up this morning on my couch at 6am fully dressed including heels, holding half a corn dog. I called you last night when I was buying the corn dog from a street vendor, I think.
I am in love with you.
judging by the mobile uploads you added of me last night, we cant keep living this way.
You chanted SOFA PIZZA all night then we woke up to find about ten slices under the cushions where you were sleeping....
What should I wear?
Uhhhhh...idk? it's a gay bar
I found something that says "i'm here to party, but not fuck guys."
NOT EVEN KIDDING RIGHT NOW. THE GUY IN THE SPIDERMAN COSTUME JUST FELL OFF THE ROOF INTO A BABY POOL. GET HERE NOW!!
Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
There's a drag queen here that reminds me strongly of you. You should try crossdressing.
You'd think the neighbors would be used to grown men coming into my house drunk at 230 am.
We're currently sharing pics of our cats. I can't wait to sit on her face.
OH GOD IT TASTES LIKE IT SMELLS
You know the story of the boner party, right? They got stuck in the mountains and ate each other?
It was the Donner party... boner party was the porn version...
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