I just googled "whats above a trillion", thats how busy I am at work.
Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
HE COULDN'T FIND IT! WHAT KIND OF QUARTERBACK CAN'T FIND IT?!
She asked if you knew her boyfriend, and you responded that you "think you gave him head once" and then hiccupped.
There was probably a tattoo above her soulless vagina that read 'it's a trap!' Yet you ignored it
i want to have his babies. i NEED to. shit i wont even ask for child support, he's that goodlooking.
Blizzard, Hour 9: I'm 7 beers deep and have finished Ninja Turtles. I am listening to the NYPD and Nassau Fire Dept pipes and drums and writing new drum scores in my head, which I may or may not remember tomorrow
I think I ejaculated my soul out.
I left after he drunkenly went into the kitchen and started to make eggs with a shitload of garlic. First time I'd ever had a makeout session interrupted by eggs.
When I got home he was in his underpants on the couch, eating pop tarts and crying while watching Voltron.
Pants are for mortals
In the middle of pounding my asshole he stopped and said, "do you want to get breakfast after this?"
WHY IS THERE A GOLD FISH IN MY BONG??
I love friends. Friendship is wonderful. I wish the rain was my friend
I walked in the kitchen and heard her saying "We could have been so good together" as she caressed an egg with her cheek.
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