thought so. i woke up and he was playing with my eyeliner. I MAKE GREAT CHOICES.
I got a handjob from a sober married woman in a parking lot in the middle of the day, yet you still cant manage to get laid by a drunk single slut at the bar at 1am. Wtf
It's almost summer. We need to start reconnecting with our home drug dealers.
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
Unless you consider jello shots food the answer is no there is no dinner here. When u get food get more wine too tired of you coming over drinking all my booze and destroying my vagina
Yeah like 200 white people came and they are playing that one Biggie Smalls song everyone knows.
And then, I saw the prophecy come to fruition. It was the Dick of Destiny.
All I know is that I woke up in a soccer players' dorm, and he said that I kept telling him my mouth was a "net for his balls" last night at the bar..
Oh, that was the alley that I ate a pine cone in.
I'm out of prison. Wanna start a band?
Man, you got so high you own goaled yourself in FIFA then got up celebrating.
Why would you keep yourself in a sharting situation
I mean it's up to you where you want to sleep but I'm telling you you're going to hear us have sex no matter what room you're in.
Fair enough
What a weekend. It started with me realizing i might not be straight and ended with me spraining my foot.
we're tipping the strippers with chocolate coins.
Randomize
