chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
finally cleaned my dorm for the first time all year. bleach is awesome.
We thought we had lost her until we found her in the bushes a block away singing "Jingle Bells".
I have to fuck proof my bed. It was in the middle of the room this time.
I cleaned out the fridge, had to pound the brews. I am going to be wrecked for my final at 1
I just pulled a piece of cookie out of my bra in the middle of class. I'm forever alone.
HOW ARE YOU ALWAYS DRUNK? AND WHERE ARE TOU TRYING TO GO??
YET AGAIN, my financial planning for 2013 consists MOSTLY of eating chipotle as "brain food" and drinking Heavily before the Jeopardy contestant test.
i'm not saying you're gay. i'm just saying all my gay friends think you have a great ass.
His dad was on the tv delivering the local 11 o' clock news while we were having sex
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
So, my eyeglasses somehow ended up in my nightstand drawer and they're covered in lube.
Would you be so kind as to inform your husband that my truck is forever cursed by mashed potatoes and it's his fault.
Totally reading about penis envy for my final exam
He told me their parents think of me as the "drunk friend"...oddly enough, I'm ok with that
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