just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
no. i just ate a whole thing of hot dogs. me and regret are sleepng alone tonigh.
she just gave me a present from you... on a stripper pole. in front of the whole club. :)
WHY ISNT THIS A PICTURE MESSAGE
she won't be coming home tonight because she tried stealing a baby giraffe from the zoo
I need the number of a restaurant that delivers, has lock-picking abilities, and is okay with full frontal male nudity. Entirely too hungover to get out of bed.
So someone just pointed out to me that during dinner, I mentioned more women that I'm attracted to than men. The transition might be complete. I'm gay.
You slid down the wall and got into the fetal position. He was definitely judging... I was judging....
i think god would be more upset with me for turning down such a beautifully crafted cock than he would for me liking girls
It's 4 am here and I just vomited myself awake....Not rising OR shining any time soon
Yeah, I'm just gonna try to repress that and remember him for his big dick and perfect jawline.
He came over and fucked me while my conference call was on mute. Working from home is the best.
I'm glad you still love me even when I change pants in the kitchen and demand you spoon me
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
would you eat cereal with weed in it
who is this???
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
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