You know that restaurant that is like over by home depot?
That shitty one? I heard the food sucks there
It's my parent's restaurant
I feel like sober is me a distant relative that I only see on christmas..
you washed your face with toilet water last night.. i tried to stop you but you wouldn't have it.
while you were getting the key to the dorm from the lobby i was giving a drunk monolog to the security camera about my life
I have a ginormous moral hangover. Strip club blues.
u know how some weekends you just wanna go out and ruin a relationship? this is one of those weekends
i should not be allowed to orgasm that much in one day.
shes still here... layin in my bed watching a beyonce concert on tv drinking leftover franzia straight outta the bag and crying
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
I feel like I'm full of double a batteries and cocaine.
I remember because you made a pirate noise when you came.
if I blackout nd am found tomorrow w butterfly hairclips on my nipples and my habd down my pants tell my family I am sorry
I wasn't supposed to sleep w him. So of course I sent him gps location to my bed.
I have a horrible feeling I left my dildo in the kitchen today after washing it. This is my life.
It took like and hour to get him in me and then he came in like 2min. Size aint everything
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