He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
threw up in my backpack again. Asian guy I cheat from wasn't pleased.
I ended up staying at a police station for being a witness in a public masturbation case..NOW do you believe me that I've never had a good St. Patrick's Day?
i jsut feel off the bus, but its ok the driver let me back on. a woman hid her baby from me..
I found out you can't leave the bar with a drink. I also found out that pouring it on the bouncers shoes is also unacceptable.
like a dude with a badge in a golf cart is gunna do shit. Unless he has a tazer. Then it's fair game.
Stayed out til 7 am.... Did u know there's a guy who goes up and down the quad at that hour playing bagpipes?
Its what happens when I drink whiskey in a sweater. It makes me feel mature and ponderful.
I dunno. Last time I went there I had got sexually propositioned by a Belgian prince.
These pissing matches have to stop. They led to last night's scotch through the nose shots. I'll never smell again.
I needed 3am water. Not 3am shots of rum.
There's no time frame.
For drinking wine out of the bottle and taking nyquil at 9 AM? There probably should be.
He fucked me on the hood of my car outside his work, and now I'm paranoid that the doggie day care next door might have security cameras.
I got conspiracy theory drunk.
Just woke up beside some twink in a kilt.. how is your sunday going
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