is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
We agreed on being friends w/ benefits. Lets see if that really happens.
Ok, so that was not supposed to go to u, my bad. I feel horrible.
Party at my house. Liquor pinata. Your presence is required.
Have you ever chased with pilaf before? Because dont.
you can add "aspirated seaman" to the list of things your sister has been admitted to the hospital for
Woke up in a kilt. And it's not my kilt. Drinking was a success.
Just ran four miles to popeye's. And back. Dedication.
Rain ponchos don't count as shirts at the bar. FYI.
I found him stumbling up to our building with a solo cup under his arm. . . He told me it was his favourite thing ever. He also told me hes never been drunk before.
we tried to exchange flip flops in the parking lot and fell over then army crawled home
At least I'm fat on the outside. You can NEVER change being fat on the inside.
I actually want to work out for some reason... I think it's my brains way of telling me it doesn't like living in a fat body.
The inside of my nose has felt like the guy's face falling off from raiders of the lost ark all week
This mustache is awesome. I can't pass by a mirror without looking in it and thinking damn, I'd like to give that guy a handy.
He and his ex stood there talking about going to get Chinese food while I was half naked searching for my panties
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