you know what its like when everyone is chanting "do it, do it"...still friends?
He let me keep his flannel as a "good job" for the great head I gave him.
I may only be a second year med student but I feel very confident in calling that a micropenis.
I think "I actually like giving blow jobs better" qualifies her as a keeper
Whales. Broccoli little trees giant. Magic in cat form. I want my loco and juice. Black in shower. Brb remember life.
I've thrown up twice at work. Just casually, in the mop sink. Then continued to make someone a milkshake. Want some ice cream?
I'm not taking advise from someone who responded to the pickup line "I have a penis"
Im glad the only reason we got out of bed today was to get Halloween candy on sale.
The fun I thought I would be having now when I was six is vastly different from what I am currently doing. Hurraaay sex and vicodin.
"I made out with someone too, but then he tried to fuck and I played dead"
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
I mean, I was expecting a little more coke snorting and a little less kids and cake
you would have been so proud of how classy i just looked at the pharmacy with my $10 off plan b coupon. so resourceful.
The day will come again young grasshopper. For now you must complete your training of patience and tongue biting
Honestly, you can’t tell the whole sorority he has a donkey dick and expect that no one would sleep with him after you broke up
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