using no condom is gross. my vagina has a dress code.
16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
Captain Phil from deadliest catch died... im trying to think of a memorial fb status but "ill miss your crabs" doesnt sound right
Id like to know where dora the explorers parents are when she goes on all these crazy ass adventures
Just smoked a bowl with the exterminator. I think my day is more productive.
im pretty sure while i was fucking her my dog was fucking her dog too
we made malted milkshakes. malt as in malt liqour.
Because the last time i saw or spoke to him he came all over me in a hammock.
We left at the same time. You got home three hours after I did and said you got your head stuck in a fence. I can't believe you don't remember this.
It's like the sisterhood of the traveling vaginas over here
DR UNK TOWN USA
TEAM USA GO AMERICA
You were peeing on a bus yelling fuck public transit, congratulations.
Is it bad that I have more guilt over drunk eating Doritos than hooking up with my ex's best friend last night?
EVEN AFTER ALL THAT COMPLAINING... STILL NO PENIS
wow wtf man i was the friend bailing you out of jail with 500 cash and you didnt have the common courtesy of waking me up for class when i passed out drunk and naked in the bath tub
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