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So why didn't Edward and the Cullens just kill Hitler?
You need to stop watching Twilight.
We had two amazing nights in a row...it was so weird...I couldn't even go to sleep cause I thought maybe it was just in his plot to kill me.
the couple across the street's about to bang. go get the popcorn and come join us.
Best news ive heard all week. The cougars r coming! The cougars are coming!
i don't want you to think of me as your TA
The fact that I am sitting home writing a resume while you're out inducing vomiting makes me feel like way more of an adult than I'm ready to be.
I sent him a pic of my tits and he said "Word." I need a drink.
As I was balls deep, she moaned "i can't wait to see what how hot our daughter will be". Instant de-boner
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
we didn't have sex though. because i have the will power of an ox.
She grinded so hard on my face that I've got rugburn on both eyelids
I woke up to the sound of her peeing at the end of the bed at 4am.
He almost got to me tonight but then I was like fuck it I'm going to dance with a teli-tubby on the bar so fuck you
She sent a group text pic called "Assemble" of his dick next to her forearm.
I'm down.
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