I am coming home for anal
* a nap*
she looked like the bat from fern gully.
she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
Just realized my talking to the tv hockey voice is same as my sex voice. Life just got a whole lot weirder.
Will you please bring me a line of coke at work without asking questions?
No. If you are gonna end this, you are gonna do it right. Not by getting bombed and falling on a strange penis. That was the old you.
He wanted me naked, so I got naked. You can't hold that against me.
I'M ALSO PLAYING VIDEO GAMES AND THINKING ABOUT ORDERING A PJIZZA. I'M NOT SURE WHAT MY MUSTACHE WANTS.
Well am going to a strip club before sun down, I dont think anything good can come from that.
WHAT IS PROPER BONG ETIQUETTE FOR WHEN YOU'RE ALONE IN YOUR BATHTUB AND CRYING?
I don't know what to think. Also, I decided to take a bath...sorry in advance if I flood the bathroom.
I mentioned your name at this party and some girl started crying.
Couldn't find my swimsuit top anywhere this morning but finally found it in the skimmer of the pool so thats how my night apparently went
I mean, if you want to light yourself on fire for maximum accuracy, far be it from me to stop you
can we fuck so we can live up to our nicknames for eachother?
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