Sandwiches eeeeeeverywhere.
It was like if Side-show Bob had a vagina for a mouth
I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
Spotted at kelly concert- 10 year old in a homemade "I do not hook up" t shirt. Well I should certainly hope not, sweetheart.
i am making flyers for the homeless letting them know about free chipolte day
We should probably just have a threeway and get everyone on the same page.
high. he's playing 'oops i did it again' on the ukelele. is this real life?
I wish we couldve been like jesus and the desiples tongith
I gasped. Both pairs of lips did.
You know it's going to be a good night when you're barking by 8:20.
Did I really just send a work email with cum instead of come? feck me
Never in my life did I think i would give a blow job in the bathroom of my old elementary school. Twice.
sometimes you just gotta rip off the nipple tape and get it done.
I’d feel the same about religion. We can talk about it, but I want you to go down on me first
I was totes going to lose it to him last night, but I cried and we ate mexican food instead.
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