Like my Aunt Merial always says ... big dicks, big dicks.
just saw someone puke all over a michigan fan. he didn't even flinch.
She celebrated a negative pregnancy test by going out to Quizno's. I really don't understand her at all.
Were making a bet for which twin will relapse while in rehab. I'm going for the chubbier one
I CAME AT YOU WITH RAW FEELING
you grabbed my dick through my pants and hissed at me.
And it was confirmed to me that I did in fact cut my girlfriend out of her dress with my sword.
He just kept petting my ear and informing me that I wasn't one of the guys
We are going all out this weekend. My liver is already smiling.
Took out half a tooth with a handle of jim beam last night. Apparently I can't walk and chug bourbon at the same time
Would it be playing god to put spaghetti on my pizza?
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
you walked into the party, and all you had on was your left sock... literally.
I'm seeing how far I can grow my leg hair out before Jason will say anything. I'm up to an inch
you going clubbing tonight?
well its tuesday isnt it
Eventually the conversation shifted (as it always does) to Sex toys.
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