how about we just leave your boyfriend out of this
i want two things in life...emily to stop talking and a block of cheese.
were with a gay guy with a minnesota accent. think about how funny that sounds.
I just pooped in his toilet and didn't flush...I desperately need to get him past the girls don't poop phase.
Ah shit... I sleep-ate chocolate pudding again.
just to let ya know we might have to take a stripper snowboardin sometime
using the campers leftover pizza money at the bar. Definition of great counselors right here.
Are you still goin to the xmas party?
Yaaaa why?
Jus making sure i will have nice people i know to put a blanket over me when i pass out in the field .
I told him he deserved someone better...then I told him he looked very fuck-able wearing nothing but sweat pants. We'll break up in the morning.
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
The plan is that you eat an edible first, then pressure your dad to do one. You know you are down.
I think I used my NERF gun during sexual roleplay. Need to re-evaluate my life choices.
I just want to give face wipes a shout out for being there when im too tired or high to wash my face at night
I want to ride his face like a jet ski
Oh god. Charles just fell off the bar. Didn't spill his drink. He's come so far..
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