He wanted to take me out and said we could "go huntin in the woods."
It will be a surprise...all i can say is stripper clown
Lauren she was gnawing on a dresser. Gnawing. On. A. Dresser.
Please tell me why 'cock-a-thon' was auto saved in my phone.
Like what kind of adult things? Whats more adult than drinking at 2pm on a monday?
It's hard to be a gentleman when a girl pauses her karaoke version of "a whole new world," and proceeds to tell the entire bar that she wants your cock in her mouth.
He made me write my name on his wall in crayon so he'd be able to remember it in the morning
I just got caught impersonating a t-Rex by my boss. Sadly he wasn't fazed by my behavior and acted like it was normal.
I left the brick of cheese in your car! Keep it at Moderate Temp! It's my precious!
He's attempting to seduce me with thanksgiving-themed sexual metaphors... It's working.
I almost wanna stick a tampon in and sneeze bent over to see if it actually shoots out
Have you ever gotten so angry that you stripped in public?
you walked 30 min all the way back to the dorms at 2am?
i was more bummed that i dropped all my skittles.
Forget Covid themed costumes. I need one that attracts a quality penis
preferably one with a six figure job and a boat
If I hear that song one more time I will drive to hell and make John Lennon eat my ass.
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