Saw a Delta Zeta recruitment poster today. On it, somebody added, "All you need is your daddy's credit card and a lack of self-respect."
Take 3 tylenol pms and try to whack off before you pass out. It's impossible.
nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
i'm crying at olive garden. i've hit rock bottom
By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
Have you ever chased with pilaf before? Because dont.
from the looks of the bare footprints in the snow it looks like i was dancing in circles which explains the frozen puke
He wants to know how I lost my bra in his pants....id like to know too
Would fucking the college coach be against recruiting rules?
This is going to ruin my future wedding planner career, but isn't it better the groom knows he's gay BEFORE he gets married?
I sang Sweet Caroline with a homeless man and made him 25 bucks. Redbull vodka gives you wings!
You know just a typical night. Eating peanut butter off of tablespoons and having sex to our favorite Christmas carols. This is my favorite time of year.
Slept with the roommate last night and also discovered that she believes in eugenics. I may need to slow down my drinking
Let's be honest, I've seen a decent amount of dicks in my life and very few of them have been worth all the trouble.
What was I even doing in 2010?! I feel like that's a question I should be able to type into the Facebook Search bar
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