Singing into hair straightener during spice girls....sooo dangerous
It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
all she kept saying was "harder" "mayo" and "who are you"
There's a Sam Adams brew house. How were we not supposed to go
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
I was taking a bath while he walked in, sat down on the toilet, and said "its like a baby, I can see it crowning."
and then we all passionately sang "what if god was one of us" until everyone passed out in the grass
Today I left one job interview, showed up randomly at his house for a midday bootycall then left right after to attend my second job interview. I got both jobs
Not my type. One of those types that loves that they're educated, could drink their red wine and have an intellectual conversation and have a wonderful time
An adult?
Omg just opened my passenger side door and my outfit from last night is on the floorboard.
This was the first time I've ever pushed myself until I vomited. Sorry, random couple laying on a dock at 8:30am. I would have picked a better spot so you didn't have to watch/listen to me vomit, but you guys were being MAD quiet. I had no idea you were there.
I accused him of not drinking enough alcohol and eating tacos after midnight. I was sober and he's not a gremlin. I would say bad.
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
It's such a sad loss when a hot guy finds Jesus and grows a neckbeard
Finding my pants in the morning should not make me this proud
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