How many nights a week you wake up with sticky boxers cause you were dreaming of Clay Aiken? Your wife mad?
Getting fucked up met up rando with a girl I confesswed my love for last night. weird, going with it
Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
I am spending my child support on dildos
As a driver I hate pedestrians, and as a pedestrian I hate drivers, but no matter what the mode of transportation, I always hate cyclists.
she likes to give head while listening to britney spears, getting blown by a girl with headphones on is a nice level of separation
if you think for one second that i'm not using my mittens as hand puppets at the bar tonight then u dont know me at all!
So this snow storm is NOT helpin my masturbation problem
I don't think i can handle my uncle say again that kid rock is a true musician....
I am in fact going to raffle myself off for a night. If you are interested in buying a ticket let me know. $10 a ticket.
Cops just came and got two guys out of my class. I can't do college. Seriously cannot rage at this school anymore.
I wore wrist and ankle weights while we had sex. Does that count as working out?
in the midst of studying i picked up my capsule full of untouched weed, popped it open, and whispered "soon" into it. midterms man
I'm going to target high, just in case I ask you where my paycheck went later
It’s Sunday Funday! Stop watching football and bring your penis over here. There will be plenty of scoring!
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