are you aware you chucked your pizza at a girl's face after the bar last night?
I just had a boat ride of shame. With Senior Citizens.
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
I found your bra. How you get it off the satellite dish is your problem.
Im 95% ready to shit behind 711
The problem with Wednesday evening drinking is that no gets to my level. It's like like a one man party. But it's a goood party.
I'm glad that even though we are states apart our whorish hearts beat as one
Its like bringing all that milkshake to the yard and I'm a diabetic and can't have any
I don't go out. I live in my room watching Bridget Jones and thanking my vibrator for existing.
meanwhile at my house I found 2 bud heavys in the back of my book shelf crammed between a Franklin book and goodnight moon
Saw my drug dealer at Easter mass with his family so that was weird
sorry for pouring tequila vodka and whiskey down your throat and left you to sleep on a table
Do you think I could use my teacher of month Award to get free drinks?
Want to come over and dangle your tits on top of me like a skewer?
Looking back at our past texts, the minute it turned 2020 you were cleaning your house and I was dying of the cold. We were prophesying the Rona.
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