She was like a white Oprah, but with less conviction.
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
Discovered the coffee filter hasn't been changed in a while. I believe the mold has hypnotic properties. Would try it again, but coffee vomit is not pleasant.
I sold 10 pepperonis for 5 dollars last night....i fucking love drunk people
its great to know that you distinguish your relationships on whether you can cum on someone's face
If you ever bitch out on 72oz margarita night again, this friendship is over
Mid way while flirting with this super hot chick at the bar, he gets up and says no thanks I'm only 19 and gay just waiting for my buddy to hurry up and get with your friend.
Ugh why does it have to be margarita Monday. Why can't it be pants off dance off beer pong but with jager Monday.
Dude next time u fuck on our counters will u please let me know BEFORE I make lunch.
Oh god I just realized bird face had che Guevara tattooed on her upper arm. Deals off, readivised opinion
her 18 year old son fed me pieces of a french roll like a pigeon, as I lay on the floor of the bathroom crying.
yes and no. im drunk but idk if im "blow marcus" drunk. call in like an hour.
Technically ya I did. Hes tried to get down my pants like 3 times now and every time I have been all "these are not the Droids you are looking for"
No? The only contact I've had with him for months was when I drunk texted him from Costa Rica to say that all jazz sounds the same
WHAT KIND OF DEALER ONLY WORKS FRI-SUN???
Ours, apparently.
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