yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
Wow, Pearl Harbor and The Notebook are on. Its like the Im going to kill myself marathon.
you left your shoes but remembered to take your vodka. i see where your priorities are.
The last thing i remember is saying breakfast beer and carrying the keg to my room and locking the door.
Dude she has starbursts in her sports bra. I feel like this is counter productive.
We're gonna take a moment of silence to pray... that his penis is as pretty and as talented as his brothers.
You could have chosen coming to fuck me over getting too hammered to drive. But you made your bed, and now you get to jack off alone in it.
Yea, I had a chaperone thankfully. I'm in the fetal position attempting to eat captain crunch now.
He wouldn't let me ride him with a Ninja Turtles hat on...
well after pounding on the ceiling for 5 mins i just went up there to tell them to shut up.. 2 hours later i'm naked, high, lying on their kitchen floor. it escalated so quickly
Listen it's no longer the walk of shame to class when ur leaving the frat house and the brothers ask "when are coming back home"
no it was
but you compared your dick to a female disney character
Being forward is somethimes a problems. Like in sexual deity Kong.
I think you’re losing coherence.
I am
Family acid trip. They're welcoming me into the family.
What. The. Fuck.
Family acid trip.
Randomize
