so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
blow job with a beer in the shower, I just created the ultimate day spa for dudes
She took off her pants and it was like seeing an old friend.
I literally stabbed myself so I had a valid reason to get out of having sex with her
Worst PDA I've ever seen. She even licked the mustard off his mustach
Just did ten shots in 8.34 minutes........ Slowly getting over the loss
You sprayed lysol all over me. You said that my soberness was infecting your night.
you can think of my virginity as your little souveneir from our relationship.
Yes. Be the home wrecker you've always dreamed of being.
Wow I didn't even consider the possibility of him having ED. I'm gaining so many life experiences from dating an older man
My mom just told me she would flash her tits to a cop to get me out of jail, and then we high-fived.
In my drunk state I was like I ONLY HAD SEX WITH SOMEONE ELSE BECAUSE HE WAS THE HOTTEST GUY IVE EVER EVEN SEEN
she said she just "wanted a guy who she could cook breakfast for". HUGE MISTAKE. I'm never leaving
Thinking of someone think of me while masturbating while I masturbate. & that's how the over thinkers do it ✌️
These guys are just fucking with my heart instead of fucking me. They're fucking up.
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